If I wipe snot from my nose and use the same tissue paper to wipe myself after I pee, is my vagina going to catch the flu?

So I figured out why I blacked out at work yesterday.

That was my immune system crashing. Now Lilo and I have a wicked flu. It's not been fun at all. Tomorrow and Sunday I've got part-time work, so FUCK you, Timing.

I was going to write a lengthy post, but I don't feel too good. Rain-check, m'kay?