"I Belong To You" - Lenny Kravitz

If you truly 'belong' to me, then why aren't you in my bed, tied to the bedpost, whispering to me in a sing-song tone. Why?

Not placing me in a position in which I could get in this man's pants is the greatest injustice dealt to me by...whomever responsible for guiding cosmic events.

You suck.

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Oh I'm supposed to make it happen all by myself?
BAH! He's getting old anyways the man's still in mint condition. But he is still so...so...UNF! Such a well, constructed, blessed man. I would gladly eat his shorts.